Brody funnys...

Before I start on in on Brody. Let me just say how my morning started. Not too bad actually.  Woke up to little sleep do a stupid head cold (No biggie).  Got high blood pressure from yanking Brody out of bed because he wouldnt get up ( once again no biggie, just the usual). Came downstairs all went pretty smooth (not the usual). I was tóo sick to fight and deal so we just didn''t rush and guess what they all made it to school on time ( not early how I like and usually stress about, but before the bell rang) Wow, nice.
So back home take some DayQuil and an unstuff my head and face pill. And coffee time! Because going back to bed is not happening people. YAY COFFEE GET IN MY MOUTH!! took out the huge gallon of milk and poured it right into my perfect cup of black coffee. SHIT! that was not creamer. As if a huge gallon of milk looks just like a little creamer bottle (meds have not kicked in yet). I hate milk in coffee it is something that is just bleck to me, and even though milk does a body good by chasing out everything inside of mine. I was not down for that today. Coffee #2! did not make that mistake again because I put the creamer in first this time. Brilliant ( I know). And here it is...

Onto Brody, The Boy of  Creative Mischief. Eh or just  Crazy Brody. This kid can make you shake your head and at the same time surprise you. I have daily events of him. My neighbors can vouch for most of everything. I feel like they get him more than I sometimes. 

So the other day I came home to Brody and daddy on the front porch. Brody came running up to my car to tell me about a birthday party he was "supposedly" invited to for that night. Mondo I kept telling him  that there was no invitation or email. I reminded him  I could not just contact a parent or take him to a party just because  he knew the info. I could not just do that. I know how kids in 1st grade are (mine are guilty as well). "Hey you can come to my party at this time its here and blah blah blah".  Nicky even goes we all did that mom LOL!!  I know this and that is why I am not budging on this.  Let me just tell you Brody manipulates this family with his charm and being the :baby: ALL THE TIME.  As bad as I felt when he was crying (not budging). Mind you if any of my other boys came to me with this, I would be like no invite, no party END OF STORY. But Brody knows how to work it. Well we put our foot down.  Next thing I know he has an index card and a pen behind his back and goes running into another room. Ok good! His mind is off of that party nonsense!  Well about 5 minutes later he throws this index card at Mondo and I and says "here this is from the mom".  

Here is the index card.........

If you cant read it.....

CARSON
STARTS AT
4:00 to 6:00

TO SKY HIGH SPORTS

INVITED

Well I am sure you can guess what happened next? Rolling on the floor laughing. Even Brody! And no he did not go to the party and he survived just fine ;)  LOL!

Then there is this morning. I was making his lunch and I opened up a box of letter cookies.  he says " I only want my name letters"  I was like "sorry bud that will take too long""Then he gives that ugh sad face. yeah guess who won that? 

Took about 5 minutes....